You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 1)

You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 2)

Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad

Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out On Saturdays!

Make Friends You Can Call By Their Nicknames, Even When You're An Old Fart

Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets

There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck

If You're Going To Cosplay, Go All Out

Boys Have A Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch A Frog You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just The Armpits

Pets Resemble Their Owners

If You Stop And Think About It, Your Life's A Lot Longer As An Old Guy Than A Kid! Whoa, Scary!

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

Why Is The Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

If You're A Man, Try The Swordfish! If You Go To Sleep With The Fan On You'll Get A Stomachache, So Be Careful

Marriage Is Prolonging An Illusion For Your Whole Life

When You're In A Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

A Shared Soup Pot Is A Microcosm Of Life

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand And Say It

Some Things Can't Be Cut With A Sword

Good Things Never Come In Twos (But Bad Things Do)

Don't Panic - There's A Return Policy! I Told You To Pay Attention To The News!

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

You Always Remember The Things That Matter The Least

Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt

Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!

Love Doesn't Require A Manual

Love Doesn't Require A Manual (Continued) You Can't Judge A Person By His Appearance, Either

People With Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

People Who Say That Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want To Believe In Him Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

Only Children Play In The Snow Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

Ramen Shops With Long Menus Never Do Well

Give A Thought To Planned Pregnancy

You Can't Judge A Movie By Its Title

You Know What Happens If You Pee On A Worm

Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are By Just Their Silhouettes Since It Ended A Bit Early, We're Starting The Next One

Mom's Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What's For Dinner

Walk Your Dog At An Appropriate Speed

Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature In Here...

Do Cherries Come From Cherry Trees?

The More You're Alike, The More You Fight Whatever You Play, Play To Win

A Life Without Gambling Is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

Milk Should Be Served At Body Temperature

If You Want To See Someone, Make An Appo First

Stress Makes You Bald, But It's Stressful To Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So In The End There's Nothing You Can Do

Mothers Everywhere Are All The Same

Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

Keep An Eye On The Chief For The Day

When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always The Most Popular Food Sold At The Stalls

Be Careful Not To Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

The Sun Will Rise Again

On A Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn To The Light

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

Dango Over Flowers

For the Wind Is the Life

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant Drive With A Might Attitude

Think For A Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?

The Manga Writer Becomes A Pro, After Doing A Stock Of Manuscripts

Don't Complain About Your Job At Home, Do It Somewhere Else

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet And Cook Red Rice With Beans

Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said And Done, Is Still The Enemy

People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

Four Heads Are Better Than One

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something's Missing

A Woman's Best Make Up Is Her Smile

You Don't Stand In Line For The Ramen, You Stand In Line For The Self Satisfaction You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

Rank Has Nothing To Do With Luck

Hard-Boiled Egg On A Man's Heart

Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

It's Often Difficult To Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

Perform A German Suplex On A Woman Who Asks If She Or The Job Is More Important

The Most Exciting Part Of A Group Date Is Before It Starts

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

The More Delicious The Food, The Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating And Start Moving

Be A Person Who Can See People's Strong Points And Not Their Weak Points

Even A Hero Has Issues

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands

Men, Be A Madao

If You're A Man, Don't Give Up

Exaggerate The Tales Of Your Exploits By A Third, So Everyone Has A Good Time Men Have A Weakness For Girls Who Sell Flowers And Work In Pastry Shops

Play Video Games For Only An Hour A Day

Life And Video Games Are Full Of Bugs

The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is

Rules Are Made To Be Broken

Otaku Are Talkative

There's A Thin Line Between Strengths And Weaknesses

Important Things Are Hard To See

It's All About The Beat And Timing

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Life Is A Test

People Are All Escapees Of Their Own Inner Prisons

Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-Dressing There's Almost A 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella And Hate Yourself For It

Lucky Is A Man Who Gets Up And Goes To Work

The Act of Polishing a Urinal Is Like the Act of Polishing One`s Heart / Subtitle Undecided

When Sweet and Spicy Things Are Switched... / They Say That Adding Soy Sauce to Pudding Gives the Taste of Sea Urchin, but Really, Adding Soy Sauce to Pudding Only Gives the Taste of Soy Sauce and Pudding

Summer Vacation Is The Most Fun Right Before It Begins

The Older, The Wiser

Beauty Is Like A Summer Fruit

Even If Your Back Is Bent, Go Straight Forward

Within Each Box Of Cigarettes, Are One Or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches Once You've Taken A Dish, You Can't Put It Back

Novices Only Need A Flathead And A Phillips

Imagination Is Nurtured In The 8th Grade

Always Keep A Screwdriver In Your Heart

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

Entering The Final Chapter!

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through The Written Word

Sometimes You Must Meet To Understand

Sometimes You Can't Tell Just By Meeting Someone

Beware Of Food You Pick Up Off The Ground

Cat Lovers And Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

Gin And His Excellency's Good-For-Nothings

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

Before Worrying About The Earth, Think About The Even More Endangered Future Of 'Gintaman'

It's Your House, You Build It

99% Of Men Aren't Confident In Confessing Their Love People Who Don't Believe In Santa Are The Very Ones Who Want To Believe, You Contentious Bastard

Let's Talk About The Old Days Once In A While

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

Beware Of Those Who Use An Umbrella On A Sunny Day!

Butting Into A Fight Is Dangerous

Life Is A Series Of Choices

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand On Two Legs, Guts, And Glory Are Men

Don't Trust Bedtime Stories

The Color For Each Person's Bond Comes In Various Colors

The Taste Of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

All Adults Are Instructors For All Children

Zip Up Your Fly Nice And Slowly

When Breaking A Chuubert In Half, The End With The Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty To Drink From There

If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them

A Conversation With A Barber, During A Haircut, Is The Most Pointless Thing In The World

The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead Of Another Man

Sleep Helps A Child Grow

That Person Looks Different From Usual During A Birthday Party

The Other Side Of The Other Side Of The Other Side Would Be The Other Side

It Takes A Bit Of Courage To Enter A Street Vendor's Stand

Any Place With A Bunch Of Men Gathered Around Will Turn Into A Battlefield

If A Friend Gets Injured, Take Him To The Hospital, Stat!

If One Orange In The Box Is Rotten, The Rest Of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It

From A Foreigner's Perspective, You're The Foreigner. From An Alien's Perspective, You're The Alien

Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times

Love Is Unconditional

The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal People Who Die Stay Dead

If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

The Human Body Is Like A Little Universe

The Chosen Idiots

And Into The Legend...

You'll Get Sued If All You Do Is Copy Others You Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone

It All Depends On How You Use The 'Carrot And Stick' Method

It's What's On The Inside That Counts It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

Are There Still People Who Go To The Ocean And Yell Out 'Bakayaro'? When A Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

People Of All Ages Hate The Dentist!

Countdown Begins

It's Bad Luck To See A Spider At Night

Once You're Entangled In A Spiderweb, It's Hard To Get It Off

It's The Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

The More Precious The Burden, The Heavier And More Difficult It Is To Shoulder It

Watch Out For A Set Of Women And A Drink

Screw Popularity Polls

Popularity Polls Can Burn In Hell

Popularity Polls Can...

Hometowns And Boobs Are Best Thought From Afar The Whole Peeing On A Bee Sting Is A Myth. You'll Get Germs, So Don't Do It!!

Beware Of Foreshadows

It's Goodbye Once A Flag Is Set

An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

It's Better To Take Care Of This Year's Business Within The Year, But Once The Year Is About To End, You Figure That You Might As Well Put It Off Till Next Year For A Fresh Start. That's How The End Of The Year Goes Radio Exercises Are Socials For Boys And Girls

When Looking For Something, Try Using Its Perspective

Freedom Means To Live True To Yourself, Not Without Law!

Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

Cooking Is About Guts

Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think Of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!

Not Losing To The Rain

Not Losing To The Wind

Not Losing To The Storm

Never Losing That Smile

That's How I Wish To Be, Beautiful And Strong

Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red

Everybody's A Santa